Just the thing for software pirates! The USB Parrot plugs into your computer and sits on your desk listening to what you’re saying. Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight! Who’s a pretty boy then!

Be careful you don’t let anything secret slip – or swear too much, as just like a real parrot, the USB Parrot will listen in and randomly repeat phrases back to you whilst flapping its wings!

Now available in a dual-powered format, so that it can also be independent of a computer and run on batteries, this polly really is a cracker!